VIRUS WARNING!!!=================



If you receive an email entitled "Bedtimes," delete it

IMMEDIATELY!



Do not open it.



Apparently this one is a pretty nasty computer virus.



It will not only erase everything on your hard drive, but it

will also delete anything on disks within 20 feet of your

computer.



It demagnetizes the strips on ALL of your credit cards.



It reprograms your ATM access code, messes up the tracking on

your VCR, and uses subspace field harmonics to scratch any CD's

you attempt to play.



It will program your phone's auto dial to call only 1-900 numbers.



This virus will mix antifreeze into your fish tank.



IT WILL CAUSE YOUR TOILET TO FLUSH WHILE YOU ARE SHOWERING.



It will drink ALL your soda.



FOR GOD'S SAKE, ARE YOU LISTENING?



It will leave dirty underwear on the coffee table when you are

expecting company.



It will replace your shampoo with Nair and your Nair with

Rogaine.



If the "Bedtimes" message opens in a Windows 95/98/XP

environment, it will leave the toilet seat up and leave your

hair dryer plugged in dangerously close to tags from your

mattresses and pillows.  It will also re-fill your skim milk with

whole milk.



WARN AS MANY PEOPLE AS YOU CAN!!!



And if you don't send this to 125 people in 60 seconds, you'll

pass gas so hard that your right leg will spasm and shoot

straight out in front of you, sending sparks that will ignite

the person nearest you.



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Of course this is a joke so don't worry!!!!!!!


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